The doormat that says what everyone's thinking. Our "Beware of Wife, Kids & Pets" mat lets you choose exactly how to finish the sentence! Whether your husband is the GOAT, COOL, NOT HERE, FISHING, AT GOLF, or something else entirely. It's the perfect funny gift that greets every visitor with a laugh.
Each mat is crafted from 100% natural coconut coir and individually hand-painted by our team in Australia.
Choose Your Variant
THE GOAT
COOL
A D**KHEAD
NOT HERE
FISHING
AT GOLF
Product Details
Material: 100% natural coconut coir with a non-slip backing.
Regular Size: 60cm x 40cm
Handmade in Australia: Each mat is hand-painted with UV-resistant black paint for a long-lasting finish.
Perfect For
Father’s Day gifts
Husband & partner gifts
Housewarming presents
Christmas & birthday gifts
Anyone with a great sense of humour
Care Note:This is a decorative item. To keep it looking its best, place it in a covered area away from heavy rain and direct sunlight.
